[LT]Porky Pig
| Real Name | Simon Hughes | ||
| Location | Oxford, UK | ||
| Age | 17 | ||
| Internet Connection | ISDN | ||
| Favorite Classes (Defence) | Medic | ||
| Favorite Classes (Attack) | Engineer | ||
| Concussion Jumping | 10/10 | ||
| Rocket Jumping | 10/10 | ||
| Cunning Linguist | 0/10 | ||
| Favorite Saying | Rah Rah we bashed the Oiks | ||
| Other Details | Arses are lovely |