| ELEMENT: | Women |
| SYMBOL: | Wo |
| DISCOVERER: | Adam |
| ATOMIC MASS: | Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg |
| OCCURRENCES: | Copious quantities in all urban areas |
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| CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: |
- Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of
precious stones.
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for
no known reason.
- Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by
saturation in alcohol.
- Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
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| COMMON USES: |
- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
- Very effective cleaning agent.
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| TESTS: |
- Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the
natural state.
- Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
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| HAZARDS: |
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
- Illegal to possess more than one, although several can
be maintained at different locations as long as specimens
do not come into direct contact with each other.
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