............................BERT is evil.........................................
............................Bert is crazy..........................................
............................Bert is creepy........................................
In the year 1476 bert was first signaled on the moon.
three weeks after that bert disapeared.But sometimes you can see bert.
He was last signaled in 1943 with his best friend!!
                       

shit bert was going for world domination, with his friend he created crazy games like this game.
The name is shoot me up elmo, the kids can inject coke, heroine and other crap. if you inject it elmo starts to shake and he wil scream like a pig.
            

bert had another friend his name was ernie.
                    

They ENJOYED life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

Bert hated people from other countries!!!!!!!!!!
 

And here is bert with his friend o.j. simpson

And now you have the evidence why bert is a bad guy